LSU vs. Alabama: A Christian Perspective

LSU vs Alabama: A Christian Perspective
By Kevin Parnella

November 8, 2013

Hi peeps. Question for you? Are Alabama Crimson Tide fans the biggest bunch of nerds and you have ever seen?? The obvious answer is a whopping… YES!! They wear those goofy hats around like we are supposed to be impressed. And not only that, but they build a statue of Nick Saban on their campus that would make Baal jealous. For you unbiblical folks, Baal was a ‘god’ in ancient Israel that the pagans worshipped much like democrats worship obama today, and the Alabama gumps worship Nick. Plus let’s not forget that according to the Bible, that crimson is the color of sin.

“Come now, let us settle the matter,” says the Lord. “Though your sins are like scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they are red as crimson, they shall be like wool. – Isaiah 1:18

 So LSU was trying to lighten up the mood and the false worship of the statue of Nick by having a little fun at their expense. In 2011, some fans from the camp of the good guys, prior to the “Game of the Century”, draped old Nick in a purple cape and we all loved it. We loved it even more when LSU beat the gumps in their old backyard.

 2011

In 2012, we played a little game of pin the tail on ole Nicky and again it was all once again in good fun.

2012

I want to remind everybody that worshipping statues is a cultish behavior, and we LSU boys will not stand for that, and therefore we are simply pointing out to the Gump family that worship of false gods is not acceptable.

So in 2013, the Alabama party poopers brought in some of Alabama’s finest to watch over the statue of old Nick. Booooooooo!!!

2013

I mean seriously people! If y’all are going to put out a statue of grumpy old Nick out there to worship and sing kumbaya my lord to, then it’s obvious that he therefore doesn’t need protection of any kind. If Nick is indeed a ‘god’, then he can certainly handle himself. Baal would be truly insulted by this weak move.

I’m putting all of you Alabama fans “On Notice” this week for one, worshipping a false god, and two for just being nerdy.

GEAUX TIGERS!!