Tuesday, February 21, 2023

 

The Kevin Parnella Top 10 List of International Cities 
that I would like to Visit- and you should too!

Peeps.  When you think of the name, Kevin Parnella, you think that dude is the very best Russia/Ukraine Political Analyst expert I know… unless of course you are in the unfortunate situation where you get all of your news from the American Fake News, which means you have far bigger problems than worry about who the best political analyst you know is. But today, it’s not about politics but about travel. And why is that? Because people like lists! So therefore for your edification, I have dedicated 100+ billion hours, or one hour for every US dollar of your taxpayer money sent to Ukraine, I have provided my Top 10 list of International cities that I would like to visit. Please feel free to share with your mom, your boss, or the bozo from work who hangs at the water cooler to demonstrate that you have above average intelligence regarding travel destinations.

THE LIST:

10. Rome, Italy

When you hear about the city of Rome, many people think of the city of Rome, Georgia- the home of MTG. However in this case, I’m speaking of Rome, Italy, not Rome Georgia because for those of you who watch American news and keep falling for all of their MSM lies, our state of Georgia is not an international place, but a domestic one. As a dude of Italian descent, Rome, Italy is a place that deserves some attention and somewhat interesting to see. Giogia Meloni is the new Prime Minister and although she has issues, she’s better than most of the goons running Europe. The old medieval churches would keep you interested a bit. And I’m speculating here but when Superman fixed the Leaning Tower of Pisa, there’s a greater than zero chance that he stopped in Rome for a bite to eat for some Italian pizza, so that’s pretty cool.

9. Paris, France

French is my second language so it has always been a place of interest to me. I hear the French food is pretty good. While Paris obviously pairs in comparison to the food of New Orleans, you can’t hold that issue with anyone as no food in the world compares to New Orleans cuisine.  However the language spoke helps address this shortcoming.  Like when visiting Rome, seeing all of those old French churches is a must. Unfortunately for France like the US, their leader Emmanuel Macron is a globalist dufus that deserves a punch in the nose. However Marine LePen is one fantastic politician and if I saw her on the Champs-Élysées, I would buy her some oysters and French fries.

8. Montreal, Canada

Like Paris, the attraction to Montreal is the French speaking language. Unfortunately like with France and the US, the leader is Canada is a complete imbecile and in Trudeau’s case, the biggest girly man sissy leader in the world!  Trudeau is the kind of guy you would enjoy giving a swirlee to even at his age. He is an embarrassment to men. A Montreal Canadians game would most definitely be on the agenda if it were the season. And on the agenda would unquestionably a tour of the former MLB’s team that was stolen from existence- the tour of the home of the Montreal Expos.

7. Jerusalem, Israel

To walk where Jesus walked by the Jews who hated him and had him killed would be appropriate. But the good news for Israel is that God’s hand is always on Israel, unlike with the United States. While American sin won’t be forgiven, God is not done with Israel and Paul confirms this truth in Romans 10 and 11. While in Jerusalem, the agenda would be to check out as many monumental places from the Bible as possible. Places to see would include the sea of Galilee, visiting the Mount of Olives, and so many of the other historic places from the Bible where Jesus walked.

6. Minsk, Belarus

When an American or someone from the West is asked about the Minsk agreements, you will receive a blank deer in the headlights look as the American FakeNews never address this very important peace treaty between Russia and Ukraine. And most Americans don’t even know where Minsk is. So for you Hannity and Levin apologists, Minsk is located in the lovely country of Belarus. Belarus is known as one of the most beautiful countries on God’s green earth. The good people of Minsk speak Russian so that’s a major bonus. There is apparently a good nightlife in Minsk for those of you who can attempt to disco dance like me. I have to warn you however that my dance moves are pretty legendary.

5. St. Petersburg, Russia

 

We have made it halfway through the list and now are at the Top 5.  St. Petersburg is a happening place for those of you who are cool. The people are like the polar opposite of Dallas people. The Russian peeps are not loud, arrogant or proud, but just keep to themselves. St. Petersburg is sometimes considered Russia’s ‘cultural capital.’ It is one of those cities that you will want to do some people watching specifically on Nevsky Avenue to best gain a pulse for the city.

4. Donetsk, Russia

The former home of my Ukrainian friend Yelena and her aunt who was killed March 14, 2022 from a Ukrainian missile attack- one of hundreds of attacks Ukraine unloaded on Donetsk from 2014 until Vladimir Putin put an end to it. Donetsk is located in Donbass area which is one of the ethnic Russian areas in what was Ukraine, until September 2022 when the Russian Referendums occurred and over 90% of the people in Donetsk voted to leave nazi Ukraine to join Russia. The reasons are obvious if you have a pulse on real news. So while I don’t know what fun things there are to do in Donetsk, the fact that I have so much compassion, and have shared so much of the hurt for these people for the violence they have had to deal from Ukraine since 2014. I would love to meet a lot of these people to hear their story, tell them about my friend and let them know that I praying for them. I cannot wait to see their future in Russia’s hands.

3. Moscow, Russia

The home of the greatest world leader in power today is somewhere that I really would love to see. Contrary to popular narrative in this country, Russians and Americans are very similar in nature. As a YouTube aficionado, I realized that most Russians love Americans. It’s very surprising considering how much hate our culture and media has for them, but it demonstrates their character. I would love to see the Kremlin and take a whiff to inhale the greatness coming from the Russian president. While I am no fan of the ballet, it would have to be a must for me to put on my best suit and to see the Bolshoi ballet in person. I would have to take in the scene at the Red Square. And of course checking out the Russian Orthodox churches is a must see. And seeing Gorky Park would be on the agenda.

2. Crimea, Russia

When you think of Crimea, you may think of the terrorist act committed by Ukraine when they blow up the bridge in Crimea in 2022. Or if you watch FakeNews, you may never have heard of their terrorist attack against the people that they claim are Ukrainian. Nevertheless, what makes Crimea a very attractive international destination are the beaches.  While they may not be on par with my Alabama beaches and don’t have the fresh oysters to consume, it is still a beautiful beach located on the Black Sea that is a totally must see. There is a very strong negative about this beach however that I feel I must bring attention to. There is very unfortunately a significant overabundance of speedos worn by the Russian dudes. So just be warned ahead of time. I’ll have to have a word with them to clean it up.

.1. Sochi, Russia

Sochi is another Russian beach city located on the Black Sea. Sochi, like Crimea, is where Russian families and others from other nations frequent for a great beach vacation. There are other entertainment options outside of the beach if you are so inclined. But for me, it's all about the beach. Sochi has over 150 km of each line for your edification. Unlike many American beaches that are X rated.

 

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